Mõned luuletused :P

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Et siis oli sõbrannaga väga igav ja kirjutasime kordamööda ridu. Saime sellised luuletused. Ärge algusest ennast eksitada laske, mõned on päris head :P

I met batista, he's a big baby
But maybe
He's just childish

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William Regal, the king of the ring
He has chinese cousin named Ping
But he aint chinese
He's mama is

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Randy Orton has a tall neck
But he aint tall
He's short

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Ted DiBiase loves yellow pants
But he aint got no chance
I like pink pants

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Jack Swagger
He's a swagger
He swags all day

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Finley is sitting on tha toilet
But he aint got no tissue
Damn, these motherfuckin tissues

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The Big Show rules the show
He is the one who says go
Then comes the opponent, yo
The opponent is teletubbies Po
The referee goes down
And The Big Show runs away

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Hornswoggle is a funny lil guy
Bet he's unpolite and doesn't say goodbye
I don't trust him anymore
Cause he's a leprechaun
And the watches the lamb named Shaun
He's a freak

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R-truth tells us what's up
He stole T-Bone famous cup
But he doesn't care
Cause what he wear
It's cool

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John Cena steps to the ring
And the bell rings ding ding
Cena is ready
He's steady
There comes Grady
But Nico knocked him down

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Triple H has long hair
But i don't really care
Cause if i insult him
He turns to Tin
And kicks my ass
But i want to pass
This game he wants to play

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Steve Austin is a strong man
But he rides with a hippy mini van
And he likes classical music
I find this very amusing
I bought the same CD as he
And he told to me
That i'm a monkey
And i said he's a donkey
And we became friends

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One day i bumped into Chris Jericho
And he was surprised like Jai ho
He told me to watch out
I can't, i'm a suspicious skout
Okay he said and wanted to be my bodyguard
He stares me in my own yard
He's happy

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Mike Knox is the evil one
And he'd like to wrestle with Al Capone
Cause Al is weak
And Mike is strong
Even stronger than King Kong
But he can't play ping pong
He's too tough

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I found Cody Rhodes last night
And he tried to put on a fight
I accepted that
But he didn't see where I'm at
So he quit
And proposed me
Oh yeah, i gotta be
Your wife

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Last time i went to Mexico
I saw Rey Mysterio
He was alot shorter than me
But let it be
Let it be
Let it be
Cause he has nice legs, daisy dukes
And makes me go whistle
And he has a lil ego
And he hates Steve-O
But he likes me!

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I found The Rock on the ground
He spinned my head right round
He was calm and didn't make any sound
But still spinned me right round
Then he told his name
And said it's time to play the game
Yeah, Rock got the fame
He is living in the fast lane

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When i first met Cm Punk
He was smelling like a skunk
And i saw that he's drunk
I took him to hospital later
He improved and turned to a skater
It was amazing
I felt like i wanna chase him
But he's too good for me
And then he said he loved me
And i responded
kadakas* you.
Vasta

Mine “Minu looming”